Upon all that is good and hateful, ah hets me this stupid recycling bullshit. You takes your recyclables, you puts ‘em in a container, then you waits ’til they get all good and built up and all falling out of the container and then you takes the container and you hauls them out to the car and then you goes away for a long, long time and then you comes back with empty containers, which you then start filling up again.

How stupid ARE you humans, anyway?

(Answer: SO STUPID.)

I has a solution, stupids. You brings the recyclables to me, and I will task my stupid brothers with hauling them out back to the back forty, so far I can’t even see them, and they DUMPS the recyclables out there and leaves the recyclables and then there is no fooling with the containers and the driving and the separating and all that bullshit.

What? The back forty will get all full with the recyclables?

Do I look like I care? We’ll all be dead before it gets too bad. And maybe those stupid pigs will choke on the trash.

I calls that a win-win situation.

Later, stupids.