04th Aug 2008

Bottled Water

Ah hets bottled water. What the hell is the point of putting WATER in a BOTTLE and then toting it around like a self-important water-needing idiot? Like “Oh gasp, I must have my water with me at all times or I will gets dehydrated and die!”?

Boogie don’t need no bottled water. Boogie just drinks water out of the toilet and if there ain’t no toilet around, Boogie just slurps it right up out of any ol’ puddle.

But Boogie ain’t no pansy-ass bottled-water-toting pansy.

Later, stupids.

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7 Responses to “Bottled Water”

  1. August 5th, 2008 at 6:25 am karen Says:

    …MMmmmnnNn… puddle water… sounds tasty.
    And I would never confuse your ass with a pansy…
    xoxo
    ante’ karen

  2. August 5th, 2008 at 8:20 am Lori Says:

    Mr. Boogers, this is the best website in the history of the internets. You may het me but I loves you!

  3. August 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am Lael Says:

    Haahaa!
    “Later, stupids”
    Perfection!

  4. August 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm Lesley Says:

    I loves you, Boogie!

  5. August 6th, 2008 at 12:19 am april Says:

    YES!!!! Bring it-I loves the Hetting Boogs. (Favorite Boogs Post: the one where he’s all “let me show you who the man is bitches” and then he gets his ass kicked! Love it!)

  6. August 6th, 2008 at 7:53 am Lisa Says:

    Boogs, we’d NEVER take you for a pansy-ass, that’s for sure!

  7. November 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm marils Says:

    ah luv ta het me sum mrboogers. he da man!!

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