Ah hets this damn collar. You see this damn collar? You see how damn BIG it is? Why they gotta put a collar on the Boogie? Yeah, it keeps Boogie in the back yard, but why can’t Boogie leave the back yard? Boogie ALWAYS comes back home for Snackin’! Time!, Boogie ain’t gonna run away! Take off the collar that zaps Boogie if he tries to leave the back yard!

This stupid collar detracts from Boogie’s natural good looks. It makes Boogie look stupid and BOOGIE DON’T LIKE TO LOOK STUPID.

Stupid collar.

Later, stupids.