17th Sep 2008

This Collar

BoogerHetsCollar

Ah hets this damn collar. You see this damn collar? You see how damn BIG it is? Why they gotta put a collar on the Boogie? Yeah, it keeps Boogie in the back yard, but why can’t Boogie leave the back yard? Boogie ALWAYS comes back home for Snackin’! Time!, Boogie ain’t gonna run away! Take off the collar that zaps Boogie if he tries to leave the back yard!

This stupid collar detracts from Boogie’s natural good looks. It makes Boogie look stupid and BOOGIE DON’T LIKE TO LOOK STUPID.

Stupid collar.

Later, stupids.

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2 Responses to “This Collar”

  1. September 17th, 2008 at 5:48 pm Bob Miyazaki Says:

    Hmph. Looks more like some kind of spy camera to me.

    You sure you’re not up to some shady dealings on the side? ‘Cause methinks your Momma is keeping an eye on you in secret.

    Just helping out a fellow feline full of het.

  2. September 19th, 2008 at 6:55 am MEG in VA Says:

    Gracious Boogie, this looks like a mug shot…except you are wearing the camera to take pictures of your captor! I feel the het also. Later…MEG

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