23rd Nov 2008

Hats on Boogies

2008-11-23

This is not funny.

When Boogie is the King of the World, Boogie will ban all hats on cats, and Boogie will put to death any humans who dare to desecrate the dignity of felines by plopping stupid flowery hats on their heads and then laughing and laughing at how funny the result.

Boogie will put them to death PERSONALLY. And it will hurt. A LOT.

Later, stupids.

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8 Responses to “Hats on Boogies”

  1. November 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm Erin from Iowa Says:

    Oooooooo…. your mama sure is pushing her luck with you Boogie.
    *giggle, snort*

  2. November 24th, 2008 at 7:21 am Shelly Says:

    Be careful what you say, Boogie. Santa Claws is watching…

  3. November 24th, 2008 at 1:23 pm Dez Says:

    I think you look quite Dashing Mr. Boogers!

  4. December 5th, 2008 at 8:49 pm nettie Says:

    Oh, Boogie! I was so afraid you had joined those red hat ladies. Glad to hear you’ve not gone to the dark side.

  5. December 28th, 2008 at 9:17 am Jack,the Alien Dog Says:

    I know you hets everything, Boogie….but ah lurves yo’ bed.
    Ask yo momma if dey makes one foah doggies??
    Pretty pleez? Ah lurves me some FatCatKitties and dey looks like dem kitties dancin’ all ovah yo bed.
    I tears dem FatCatKitties limb to limb.
    Not you, Meester Boogies…I know you’d kick ma alien dog ass all ovah da place.

  6. December 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm misterboogers Says:

    Jack, Boogie does not believe that they make beds like mine for dawgies, but you can check (wait ’til your mother is sleeping, mothers hate it when we use the computer I DON’T KNOW WHY) at fatcatinc.com, that’s the company that’s on the tag to my bed!

  7. December 28th, 2008 at 2:27 pm Jack,the Alien Dog Says:

    thanks ya….I just KNEW it was a fatcatkitty bed! My fatcatkitties are my favrite toys to ‘kill’ and they even have a postman too. He still has both his legs, but iz workin on dem.

    do you evah take a vaca from da het??? momma sez too much het is nottt gud!!!!
    jest sayin’.

  8. December 30th, 2008 at 9:52 am misterboogers Says:

    The Boogie took a 10-minute hiatus from hetting everything on Christmas, but it was exhausting. Holding back that much hetred is very tiring. The Boogie is made to het!

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