Do you see how depressed and angry this topic makes me?

Attention, stupids. Boogie has an issue that sounds like one issue, but is really two prongs of the same issue.

Issue the one: Christmas Decorations.

Issue the second: Christmas Decorations.

They sound like the same issue, but trust Boogie - it is NOT the same issue, but many peoples are guilty of both issues. Issue the one, Christmas Decorations, is the issue where peoples put up ugly Christmas decorations and are all proud of themselves. What is ugly Christmas decorations? Let Boogie tell you: mixing white and colored lights is ugly. UGLY. Don’t do it. Those big stupid ugly-looking giganto blow-up Santas and Reindeer or elves or whatever the hell your ugliness of choice? Those is ugly. Stop that shit. Icicle lights can be pretty ONLY when hung along the roofline. Don’t hang icicle lights on trees or around windows. Icicle lights is supposed to look like ICICLES, stupids. Hang them from the roofline, or not at all.

The issue the second: Christmas decorations. If you HAVE to leave your stupid Christmas decorations up past the day after Christmas, Boogie can handle that. Boogie don’t LIKE that, since December 26th is meant to be the day everyone takes their Christmas decorations down.

It says so in the Bible, Boogeronomy 23:48: Thou shalt take down thou stupid Christmas decorations post-haste when the Egg Nog has worn off, or face Mine wrath.

SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

But sometimes stupids are filled with THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT and must leave the decorations up a little extra. But if you leave your Christmas decorations up past January 1st, you are on the Boogie Shit List. Take that shit down.

OR FACE MINE WRATH.

Later, stupids.