05th Jan 2009
Christmas Decorations
Do you see how depressed and angry this topic makes me?
Attention, stupids. Boogie has an issue that sounds like one issue, but is really two prongs of the same issue.
Issue the one: Christmas Decorations.
Issue the second: Christmas Decorations.
They sound like the same issue, but trust Boogie - it is NOT the same issue, but many peoples are guilty of both issues. Issue the one, Christmas Decorations, is the issue where peoples put up ugly Christmas decorations and are all proud of themselves. What is ugly Christmas decorations? Let Boogie tell you: mixing white and colored lights is ugly. UGLY. Don’t do it. Those big stupid ugly-looking giganto blow-up Santas and Reindeer or elves or whatever the hell your ugliness of choice? Those is ugly. Stop that shit. Icicle lights can be pretty ONLY when hung along the roofline. Don’t hang icicle lights on trees or around windows. Icicle lights is supposed to look like ICICLES, stupids. Hang them from the roofline, or not at all.
The issue the second: Christmas decorations. If you HAVE to leave your stupid Christmas decorations up past the day after Christmas, Boogie can handle that. Boogie don’t LIKE that, since December 26th is meant to be the day everyone takes their Christmas decorations down.
It says so in the Bible, Boogeronomy 23:48: Thou shalt take down thou stupid Christmas decorations post-haste when the Egg Nog has worn off, or face Mine wrath.
SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
But sometimes stupids are filled with THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT and must leave the decorations up a little extra. But if you leave your Christmas decorations up past January 1st, you are on the Boogie Shit List. Take that shit down.
OR FACE MINE WRATH.
Later, stupids.
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Oh Boogie, you are so wise.
OH, do I love the Boogman. Boogeronomy, heh. I want to print this out and post it on several nearby front doors. Or THUMBTACK it to those stupid blow up things, thus providing two services in one! SSSSSsssssssssssss.
Oh Boogie you are so right! Thank you for posting this reminder.
Careful there Boogie…if you get too riled up you’ll be on tranqs next thing you know!
Oh Boogie - Amber and Chip totally agree with you. They have been shooting dagger eyes at me for still having the tree up (though sans ornaments as I did get those off and boxed away). They let me know their displeasure by playing under the tree constantly now that it is clear of presents and dangling ornaments.
My human still has the Christmas cards up. I cut her some slack for that.
Boogeronomy? Is that in the King James Version? heh.
Mister Boogers…You are a cat and it goes against my better judgment to comment on your site. Hell, I can’t believe I am admitting to reading a cat site, but as they say “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
You, however, are the exception to my rule. You are a cat I could learn to like, and you think like a damn genius. ‘Peoples need to learn to keep Christmas in their hearts year ’round, and NOT on their houses.’ 1 Howard 2:3 (NIV) Emphasis added.
Howard the Dog
Mr. Boogers, from another Mr. Boogers please be advised that my humans insist the Christmas season extends until Epiphany on January 6.
My humans also prefer tasteful understated decorating involving no reindeer, blow-up santas, mixed strands of white/multicolored lights, etc.
Decorations still up past January 7th are completely and utterly unforgivable.
My stink eye is aimed squarely at all those houses on the block that still have their displays up.
Sincerely,
Monsieur Brundo Boogaire du Singe-Chat
Mr. Bruno Booger (the monkey-cat)
Mr. Boogers,
I am curious to know your thoughts about Valentine’s Day???