Date of birth: 6/15/03

Legal (assigned by stupid humans) name: Stanley

True cat name: Mister Boogers.

Likes: Being a pain in the ass, chasing Miz Poo around and making her hiss, attempting to escape the back yard, bringing small birds and rodents into the house. Being full of hetred. I het everything, especially YOU.

Dislikes: Having to “ask” to go outside. Not being able to go into the master bedroom closet at night. Any closed doors.

Nicknames: Stumpy. Boogie. The Bean. Boogles. What-the-fuck-are-you-doing-please-shut-UP-stop-it-NOW.

My story:

My momma saw my picture on the internets and she cried and cried until my daddy gave in and they adopted me, the end.

My momma likes to tell peoples that she saw my picture on the internets and then a while later my daddy decided it was time to add another cat to the family and he made her go to the cat shelter and they saw lots of cats and none of them were SPECIAL AND MAGICAL like me and then my daddy asked the shelter lady about me, because he remembered laughing and laughing when momma showed him the picture and she said I was sneezing and had to be sekwes seqkwes seekwesteered separated from the other cats so I wouldn’t get them sick and so she showed me to them and my daddy picked me up and I purred at him and because my nose was stuffed up my cheeks puffed in and out and daddy laughed and laughed and said “SOLD!”

And now I rule the roost, no matter what my stupid siblings believe. I AM THE BOSS.

Also, I has hetred for many things. So I created this page my own self.